Today I’m handing my blog over to my 10 year old daughter who wrote this very funny Halloween recipe for a Witch’s Potion entitled ‘Shape Shifting’
I loved it so much I thought today was the perfect time to share it.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE from ME & MINE!!!
Ingredients:
The smallest toad stool spot you can find
The rattle of a two headed rattle snake
7/12 of a worm
A speck of dust from the middle of Mercury
½ a Razor Wing’s (type of dragon) scale
A single hair of an enemy
A golden gooses tail feather
The toxic pee of a warthog
Method:
1. Boil the toxic pee of a warthog until it is as putrid as a skunks fart. Pour it into your cauldron all the way to the top.
2. Dice your toad stool spot and drop it into your cauldron. It should disintegrate after seven seconds.
3. Slowly add your 7/12 of a worm 1/12 at a time while mixing thoroughly.
4. Raise your goose tail feather as high as you can and let it gently float down into your cauldron.
5.Slice the rattle of a two headed rattle snake as thin as you can. Crumple it into your cauldron.
6.Grate the dragon scale into your mix.
7.Finally add your Mercury dust and pound your enemy hair until you feel good about it. Drop them both in.
It should look brown and stink like a rotten jellyfish.
Remember ~ You might end up dead.
(But that does not matter.)
Very scary! i want to try this but my local Sainsbury’s had no warthog pee. Can you suggest an alternative stockist or would grey squirrel pee do instead – plenty of them round here! I look forward to finding out what your mum turns into…
Ha! Ha! Brilliant Jessica 🙂 I’ve been told pot bellied pig pee will suffice 😉 x
I thought I’d get into the baking mood and dressed up as a vampire, however, I scared the living daylights out of the warthog and he ran off squealing, straight through the greenhouse might I add! I had to substitute my warthog pee for Iguana poop – it still worked! 😉 Happy Halloween xxx
I’m delighted you tested that theory Shelley because the demand could go up tonight for warthog pee….;) Thanks a mill Shelley. Happy Halloween. xx
Absolutely terrific writing. Especially liked ‘pound your enemy hair until you feel good about it’. Sound advice! Happy Halloween. : )
Thanks Rae. Not so sure if I should be worried 😉 Happy Halloween to you too. x